Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard
Fukin Lanyard

Fukin Lanyard

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The Azure Avenger: Unleash Your Superpower

Introducing the Blue FT Lanyard, a stylish accessory that harnesses the mystical power of organization! With a hue that rivals the deepest ocean, this lanyard is more than just a fashion statement; it's your ticket to superhero-level efficiency. Watch in awe as it holds your keys, ID, and even a small dose of good luck while looking cooler than an arctic breeze.

Give your keys a gentle shake and feel the delightful chime, a mini melody that brings a moment of joy to your day.

Let your lanyard be the ignition for connections at car meets, a visual testament to your automotive passion that revs up engaging conversations with like-minded enthusiasts.

Feel the rush of the wind as you navigate through crowded events, effortlessly locating your belongings like a true master of order. Its durable yet gentle touch will treat your precious items with the highest care, keeping them close and secure through every twist and turn. Embrace the azure avenger and conquer chaos with a splash of tranquility!

Step into the future with our Battle-Ready FT Lanyard! It's time to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world – one ID badge at a time. Warning: Wearing this lanyard may result in increased swagger, a touch of invincibility, and occasional random dance battles with office plants. 


The Rosy Dynamo: Where Style Meets Confidence!

Are you ready to unleash the power of pink? Look no further than our Pink FT Lanyard - the Rosy Dynamo! This bold and sassy lanyard packs a punch of personality, radiating charm and confidence like nobody's business. Say goodbye to dull and hello to fabulous as you strut your stuff with this fierce fashion accessory.

Give your keys a little shake, and let the soft clinking provide a moment of zen, melting stress away.

Showcasing your lanyard at car meets is like unveiling your unique badge of automotive pride, sparking conversations and fueling camaraderie among fellow enthusiasts.

The Rosy Dynamo is not just about appearances; it's a symbol of empowerment. Watch as your ID badge hangs gracefully from its silky embrace, accompanied by an air of self-assuredness that will leave everyone in awe. Take charge of your day with the undeniable allure of pink, and let your inner dynamo shine brighter than a supernova!

Step into the future with our Battle-Ready FT Lanyard! It's time to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world – one ID badge at a time. Warning: Wearing this lanyard may result in increased swagger, a touch of invincibility, and occasional random dance battles with office plants. 


The Verdant Voyager: Embark on an Adventure!

Behold the Green FT Lanyard - a whimsical wonder that promises to fill your life with an extra dose of luck and laughter! This vibrant emerald-hued accessory is not just any lanyard; it's your ticket to a world of zaniness and good vibes.

Give your keys a playful shake, hear their reassuring jingle, and let the act push away stress, leaving you ready to conquer the day. 

Sport your lanyard with flair at car meets, making a statement that echoes your devotion to the road and triggers conversations that shift into high gear.

As you wear the Verdant Voyager, get ready to make heads turn, jaws drop, and spirits lift. Feel the magic of this lucky charm as it keeps your keys, badges, and tiny pots of gold safe and sound. You might not find a four-leaf clover, but you'll surely discover a four-fun lanyard!

Step into the future with our Battle-Ready FT Lanyard! It's time to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world – one ID badge at a time. Warning: Wearing this lanyard may result in increased swagger, a touch of invincibility, and occasional random dance battles with office plants. 


Embrace the acceleration, embrace the awesomeness, and let your custom lanyard be a testament to your epicness!


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TESTIMONIALS

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    Los Angeles, CA

    I never knew I needed this product for my car. Why didn't I
    find out about this years ago?!

      ★★★★★
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    Queens, NY

    I love this product because I can hide the unit and control it from my phone.

      ★★★★★
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    Houston, TX

    I'm speechless. My car's pedal delay is completely gone!

      ★★★★★

DO YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS? HERE IS OUR FAQ:

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CAN I USE SAFELY FUKIN TUNED ON MY CAR?
Of course. Just be careful with your speed. Fukin Tuned only gives factory power to you in a shorter time. This means we are not exceeding or overpowering anything on your car. Another thing is, just be careful in your right seat. They can be mad because of the acceleration after you opened Fukin Tuned.
MY CAR HAS A WARRANTY, IS FUKIN TUNED VOIDS IT?
Not at all. The reason is, when you go to the service for any repair work on your car, firstly, they will scan your car via some software stuff. Fukin Tuned, not leaving any FUKIN flags on the car. This is the advantage of Fukin Tuned. If you are scaring and comparing other chip tuning or performance upgrade stuff, please don't. Because it is FUKIN TUNED. You should just remove it before you go to the service, then plug it in again. Simple right?
LET'S SAY I BOUGHT FUKIN TUNED, WILL I GET MORE HORSEPOWER?
Fukin Tuned does not increase your car's horsepower, but the real deal is not horsepower. Even if you have hundreds of horsepower, it means nothing if you can't reach it quickly. In addition to that, you never feel your car's actual horsepower if you don't install Fukin Tuned yet. You will recognize, actual horsepower is not the only number on the car catalog after Fukin Tuned. Promise.
I ALREADY DID SOME CHIP TUNING OR APPLIED TUNERS, IS FUKIN TUNED COMPATIBLE WITH THEM?
Yeap. Fukin Tuned only behaves with the existing engine and other details. It is not important your car is stock or already chipped. A tough tuner works everywhere and in every condition ;)
I DON'T WANT TO STRUGGLE WITH CAR SHOPS, CAN I PLUG IT?
Absolutely. You don't have to go to any car shop. This means no one will touch or screw your car. After you buy the Fukin Tuned, you should only watch the installation video which we put above on this page. As we said before, plugging Fukın Tuned is easy as plugging your smartphone into the charger.
WHAT ABOUT FUEL ECONOMY? CAN I SAVE SOME FUEL WITH IT?
Of course. In "FUKIN SLÖW" mode, you will reduce your throttle response, and automatically you will improve the MPG. In all, the fuel savings are on your hands.
I LOVE THE HARD CONDITIONS, IS FUKIN TUNED WATERPROOF?
Fukin Tuned is not waterproof, but it is water-resistant. So be careful about it. Anyway, you will not swim with it, right?
I WANT TO BUY IT, BUT IS IT COMPATIBLE WITH MY CAR'S FUEL TYPE?
If your cars are in our dropdown list on our homepage, it means compatible. If you want to find a short answer, Fukin Tuned is compatible with all fuel types.
I HAVE MANUEL OR AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, DOES IT FUKIN MATTERS?
Nope. It doesn't matter. Fukin Tuned works both automatic and manual transmissions.
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CAN I CHANGE MY MODES WHILE I AM RIDING THE CAR?
Actually, we don't recommend it. If your foot stays on the gas pedal, maybe you can light some error lamps like CEL and EPC. So don't press the gas pedal, then select your new mode and sensitivity. You are ready to go now.
THERE ARE -4 AND +4 ON THE APP. WHAT ARE THESE?
In every mode you selected, you will see -4 and +4 options. These are Fukin Tuned sensitivity levels. So you can choose the best fit for you and your conditions.
HOW CAN I OPEN THE FUKIN TUNED?
You should open the app and press begin for a start. That's all. The second option is that if you have already set your options, you don't have to open the app and connect again and again. Opening when you want to change your modes and sensitivity levels is enough.
DO I NEED TO SET THE FUKIN TUNED ON EVERY CAR START?
Of course not. Fukin Tuned has a memory. Your last option stays on your car. So you will not have to open again and again.
SHOULD I CLOSE THE FUKIN TUNED WHEN I AM DONE DRIVING?
Don't worry. Fukin Tuned automatically shuts off itself when you shut off your car.
WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT MODES OF FUKIN TUNED?
To change modes, go to your Fukin Tuned mobile app and select the four different modes available.
  • SLOW
    Allows you to maximize your FUKIN fuel economy by up to 20% over the stock ratings. This significantly lowers the response rate for better traction.
    ***SLOW mode is not in effect while your vehicle is in cruise control.***

  • CRUISE
    Perfect for your daily FUKIN driving. Gives you a more active throttle response and allows your vehicle to accelerate as it should have from the factory.

  • FAST
    Our most dynamic FUKIN driving mode. Our most extreme setting for around-town driving. Sends the signal 70% faster than stock rating.

  • SEND IT
    Our most extreme FUKIN setting. Gives any vehicle the response and acceleration of a race car. Perfect for racing at the track.

SHIPPING
I BOUGHT THE PRODUCT, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO ARRIVE?
Fukin Tuned orders are shipped Monday to Friday between 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM PST (excluding some holidays). Shipping costs will vary depending on the shipping method you choose during checkout. Check your email for tracking information.
I WANT TO BUY THIS PRODUCT OUT OF THE USA, IS IT POSSIBLE?
We do have international shipping available on our website. Depending on the Duties and Taxes Law for the selected Country, custom fees may apply.It is the customer's responsibility to pay these fees upon delivery of the package.
I ENTERED THE WRONG ADDRESS, AND THE ORDER HAS SHIPPED WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
We ship orders to the address provided by the customer at checkout. Once an order is forwarded to shipping, we will not be able to correct the address to which it is delivered.
If you entered an incorrect shipping address, please read the options below that can be taken to resolve the issue.
  1. Contact the post office.
    If the package is being delivered to the same town, but the street or house number is incorrect, you will be able to contact your local carrier and request a local pick-up. This will prevent the package from being delivered to the wrong shipping address that was entered.
  2. Wait for the package to be returned to the sender.
    The package may be refused by the resident at the current address or delivered by the carrier. In these instances, the package will then be returned to our warehouse, and we will contact you to ask for the next step.
  3. Contact the reception desk.
    If the address the package was shipped to has a reception desk, you can contact them to see if they received your package. Tell them to keep an eye out for your package and return to the sender or keep it there for you to pick up.
    We, unfortunately, are not able to issue refunds or replacements for orders that were placed with an incorrect shipping address.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
We want to make sure each customer is satisfied with their purchase. If you're looking to return or exchange your Fukin Tuned for whatever reason, we offer returns or exchanges within 30 days of receiving your order. You can return your product for an exchange with a different Fukin Tuned (no charge) or a refund to the original payment method (there is a $9 processing fee).
If the returned product is damaged, you may qualify for a partial refund. We will assess the conditions once we receive the product back and notify you if that return is not qualified for a full refund.
WARRANTY
Each Fukin Tuned purchase comes with a 2-year product warranty as long as you can provide a copy of your receipt and purchase it through an authorized seller. This warranty is not transferable if you sell the unit or if you purchase it used.